violetchaos364:

There’s a man that understands his readership.

(Source: goldenstories, via shoddy-cursive)

evilgh0st:

childhoodphobia:

Well thats scary as fuck

omg

(Source: youaintnofamily, via shoddy-cursive)

pradalecki:

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots, via dreamingafantastrophie)

sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

(via punks-will-shout-along)

bl-ossomed:

shebelievediny0u:

cuteys:

if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute

wow this is actually all i want in life

I love this so much omfg

(Source: forbesdaenerys, via dreamingafantastrophie)

grandkanye:

if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face

(via iexcuseyourface)

im-a-scottaholic:

im-a-scottaholic:

did you hear about the dyslexic satanist

he sold his soul to santa

guys come on this is quality stuff

(via iexcuseyourface)

daintyboots:

once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me

(via iexcuseyourface)

I love you. (x)

(Source: dryvodkamartini, via iexcuseyourface)

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped, via iexcuseyourface)

amoying:

i dont give a fuck, except when it comes to cute boys, i give a fuck about cute boys. i want to fuck cute boys.

(via iexcuseyourface)

(Source: sumptuousdaydreams, via sarcasm-of-a-cynic)

I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

(via dreamingafantastrophie)

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

(via iexcuseyourface)