There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.
this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.
what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time
OH MY GOD xD
you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary
if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
wow this is actually all i want in life
I love this so much omfg
|year is 2392|
|child:||mommy i can't sleep|
|mother:||don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations|
|mother:||WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK|